Old Man Wayne Rooney Has Officially Dragged D.C. United Into The Playoffs
by Gabe Fernandez from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#41A5W)
Three months after sitting at the bottom of the MLS's Eastern Conference playoff race, D.C. United have secured a playoff spot, thanks to the efforts of Old Man Wayne Rooney. He scored two goals in today's 3-1 victory against NYCFC to make the postseason berth official.