Ask The Salty Waitress: Whycan’t I have the good table?
by The Salty Waitress on The Takeout, shared by Virgi from Lifehacker on (#41MS1)

Salty, I took my mother out to a small French restaurant this past Friday for her birthday. It was just the two of us (my father is dead and my brothers are, honestly, kind of deadbeats who don't want to put on collared shirts). Anyway, we had a reservation even though the restaurant wasn't very busy at this"