Does Robin Lopez Have Teeth In His Hair? An Investigation
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#41NTF)
This Halloween season, Jabari Parker was asked to do something very, very spooky and unpleasant. No, not "impede literally any professional basketball player's movement towards the hoop," but just "reach inside an box with unusual contents." The contents were the head of Robin Lopez. While gingerly touching the side"