Joel Embiid Announces Plans To Expand His Real Estate Empire By Building Additional Housing Units In Andre Drummond's Cranium
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#42823)

Basketball star and no-rent housing innovator Joel Embiid had a monster game against the Pistons yesterday. And in his 39-point performance-32 of them coming in a scorching first half-Embiid achieved his twin goals of clowning on and growing his real estate investments with his favorite rival/unwitting business"