Will Muschamp, Self-Proclaimed Molder Of Young Men, Didn't Talk To His Players About Voting
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#42CZM)

College football fetishizes the roles of its coaches as more than just coaches. They're Teachers of Student-Athletes and Molders of Men. Always with the molding of men! In reality, the coaching pool is a mixture of bloated, irritable hicks and ancient, anal-retentive freaks. (Both categories are overpaid and suck at"