The Wizards Are Like If A Sarlacc Took Up Residence Underneath A Burning, Flooded Carnival Outhouse, Per Reports
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#439ZH)
It's all coming apart in Washington, and by "it" I mean a half-decade of trumped-up semi-relevance in which the team never seriously contended for anything more meaningful than supremacy in the NBA's Southeast Division. Mutiny is at hand. Soon there will be cannibalism.