Here's A Blessed Video Of Johnny Cueto Riding A Prancing Pony
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#43GHN)

As rich person hobbies go, horses are one of the riskier and more complicated ones. Horses are expensive and cool, but they are also huge and don't listen to reason and take enormous dumps. Compare that to a rich person pursuit like owning visual art or islands or a bunch of cars-all of which are also expensive"