Please Enjoy This Enormous Australian Cow
by David Roth on The Concourse, shared by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#43TVG)

What you're looking at here is a cow named Knickers, a Holstein Friesian that lives on a farm in Western Australia with a bunch of other regulation-size cows that honestly look laughably small-like a child's toys, like a dull child's stupid playthings-in comparison. This is because Knickers, per Perth Now, is nearly"