Darren Rovell Gets New Job, Completes Calcification Of His Brain
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#43WGP)

ESPN sports business dullard Darren Rovell, a sensitive penis who leads a truly harrowing life and has never reported an interesting thing during his impossibly charmed and lucrative career, has a new job at the Action Network.