David Moyes Is The Most Interested Man In The World
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#447V9)

Southampton fired Mark Hughes today after finally realizing what was evident to just about everyone the day he got the manager position there, which is that things were almost certainly not going to work out. And like your unemployed cousin who desperately needs a job so he can finally move out of your aunt's"