Article 449YD Why Violet Beauregarde should have succeeded Wonka

Why Violet Beauregarde should have succeeded Wonka

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Rob Beschizza
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It's irrational that successful confectionary mogul Willy Wonka would pass on his wealth and his business to a naive, well-meaning boy. Violet Beauregarde, last seen suffering from bloat, was the obvious and superior choice.

Violet is already basically Wonka. She's passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She's even better than Wonka, because she doesn't endanger others.

Violet should've been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.

Previously.

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