Napoleon The Racing Corgi Crushes All Challengers, Is A Very Good Boy
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#44STN)

Here is a true thing: Even the fastest corgi still looks like an absurd tubelike dog-snake hybrid. The Seattle Seahawks attempted to prove this with the 2018 Corgi Cup, which was held during halftime of Monday's game. There were so many bread-shaped contenders that they had to hold two heats.