Trump aide Steven Miller paints on hair

This weekend's viral load was significantly boosted by the appearance of Trump senior advisor Steven Miller on a current affairs show. No-one knows what he said because: What's that on his normally-bald head?

For those who have difficulty seeing what's wrong there, I have helpfully removed all the other horrible, weirdly distracting elements of his face:

Finasteride and hair transplants, gentlemen. All else is lies, and the only lie that works is a very high-end "hair system".