Dunking, Autofellating Otter At Oregon Zoo Dies At 20
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#45EM4)

Eddie, a sea otter at the Oregon Zoo, died this morning, as reported by the Oregonian. He was 20, a remarkably old age for otters, which usually live to be around 15. His main pastimes were dunking a little ball into a hoop, and blowing himself.