It's Fucking Coffee
by Laura Wagner from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#469BR)
We thought stories about mundane things "taking over" locker rooms couldn't have survived beyond Bleacher Report's breathless story about how NBA players were obsessed with drinking water, but a contender for worst entry into the genre has emerged, courtesy of food-related schlongformer extraordinaire, ESPN's Baxter"