Work On Your Cardio With This $5 Jump Rope
by Shep McAllister on Kinja Deals, shared by Tercius from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#46M9Z)
Five dollar jump rope,
Jumping on the bed.
You fell off,
And bumped your head
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said:
"Buy this jump rope
but don't jump on the bed!"