White Sox Sign Shitty Player
by Tim Marchman from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#46QZY)
The Chicago White Sox did their part to keep the hot stove warm enough that you could put an oven mitt on it, then come back 10 minutes later to find it mildly toasty and perhaps worthy of being ranked as a warmth, by announcing the signing of shitty outfielder Jon Jay today.