No One Was Awake For The Australian Open's Electrifying Bird-Poop Match
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4779X)

By the time Johanna Konta and Garbine Muguruza finished up their second-round match, it was 3:12 a.m., Melbourne time. Play only began after midnight. It would have started earlier, if not for all the obstacles: the rain delays earlier in the day, the pileup of five-setters beforehand, the seagull poop, and the rain"