"Ninja Headbands" Are Taking Over The NBA And I Am Here For It
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#47YDE)

Traditional headbands are gross and lame. It's a minimal loop of terrycloth designed specifically just to keep a disgusting bodily fluid from dripping into your eyes, so honestly it's a wonder that something so guaranteed to be completely radioactive at the end of games ever gained even a modicum of acceptance as a"