Patrick Peterson: Upon Second Thought, I Shall Ride The Towering Assberg
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#484KT)
Back in October, with his horrid Cardinals stuck at 1-6 and playing like a gigantic ass that was pooped out by an even larger ass, Pro Bowl cornerback Patrick Peterson reached the end of his rope and demanded a trade, sending word through Adam Schefter that he "desperately" wanted a change of scenery. In response, the"