Welcome to the First Annual Jezebel Super Bowl Halftime Snack Competition
by Katie McDonough on Jezebel, shared by Barry Petche from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#488NP)
Picture yourself at a Super Bowl party hosted by a friend or relative: Maroon 5 is coming up, the people in the stands have hot dogs, traumatic brain injury, what is Sam's boyfriend's name again? Then you eat something. What are you eating?