Bring Forth The Trades
by Albert Burneko from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#48NG8)
It's NBA Trade Deadline Day, that day basketball fans all get extremely excited about each February despite it reliably sucking shit like six out of any seven years. The trade season already has produced many delights. Kristaps Porzingis to the Mavs, for poop! Otto Porter to the Bulls, for somehow even smellier poop! "