Assman Will Not Take This Sitting Down
by Erik Shilling on Jalopnik, shared by Samer Kalaf t from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4939Z)

David Assman, pronounced OSS-man if you must know, is a Canadian railroad worker who wanted a simple thing: his last name on his license plate. He was thwarted in this quest, but got revenge in the best possible style.