Why won’t the mayo bullies leave us alone?
by Drew Magary on The Takeout, shared by Gabe Fernand from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4AA2B)
I hate mayonnaise. You don't need to know the particulars of why I hate the taste of it. Why, just thinking about that taste right now triggers my gag reflex, which is neat. But suffice it to say, I've hated mayonnaise my entire life. And my repeated exposures to mayonnaise have not improved my opinion of the"