Stop Walking on the Escalator
by Nick Douglas from Lifehacker on (#4BFBC)
Escalator walkers and escalator standers are forever locked in struggle-they are like toilet paper over-the-roll installers and under-the-roll installers, or GIF pronouncers, or one-spacers and two-spacers, only brought head to head every day in the malls, airports, offices, train exits, and sundry moving staircases"