Australian Shopping Center Terrorized By A Pair Of Hellion Nine-Year-Olds
by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4BYY1)

Two extremely, ah, feisty(?) nine-year-old girls went on an absolute fucking rampage at the Helensvale Shopping Centre in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia yesterday. And by "absolute fucking rampage" I mean that they abused an old lady, spat on, punched, and kicked a security guard, and danced on a frickin' car! It"