Hell Is Trying To Get Into A Ballpark On Opening Day
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4C1JT)
Opening Day is here again, and you know what that means: hot dogs, dingers, the smell of the freshly mowed grass, and also the experience of standing in a line for 45 minutes because overdramatic security measures and some pointless new technology means that fans are slowly being let into the ballpark one at a time.