I’m Not Black, I’m Tiger
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#4D78Y)

On Sunday, Tiger Woods won the Masters. Big fucking deal. I mean I know it's historic and a major comeback and he got a green jacket and all that, but let's be clear about this: Tiger Woods don't fuck with us. He never has, so me going all ape shit and posting celebratory Tiger photos on my Facebook and Twitter wasn't"