Skateboarder Touches The Sky, Destroys Unsuspecting Passerby
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4DA1F)

The red-haired skater drops in from the highest launch ramp. He accelerates through the bottom of the halfpipe, hurtling towards the lip only to launch himself into the air before cresting the wave. For a brief moment, our hero kisses the sky. It is at this point that something terrible happens.