Sports Were Good As Hell Last Night
by Ray Ratto from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4DSW7)

When God (or whatever you decide is the name of the invisible being you keep nagging for favors for your favorite sports team) stops letting the nutters run the world and starts listening to the constituents, we will get Thunder-Blazers and Knights-Sharks on a loop that never ends, with a crawl across the bottom of"