Ben Simmons Finally Showed Up
by Luis Paez-Pumar from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4EW8K)
After four straight games of curious anonymity, Ben Simmons finally arrived-and just in time, as the Sixers desperately needed their Aussie weirdo to make like Joel Embiid's ass and stop spewing diarrhea everywhere. Thanks to Simmons's 21 points and bevy of rebounds and assists, Philadelphia lived to fight another day"