Trump Just Told Americans Not to Buy American Products Because He Doesn't Understand How Tariffs Work
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#4F1W2)
President Donald Trump was finishing up his Monday morning-this was, of course, after he'd pistol-whipped a panda to death and drank the rancid blood of an owl-and was ready to call it a day when he asked to borrow Jared Kushner's phone to send a few tweets.