Report: U.S. Navy Cracks Case Of Majestic Sky Dick
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The gigantic contrail dick that graced the skies over Washington state's Okanogan County in November 2017 was, it has long been known, the work of some number of pilots out of Naval Air Station Whidbey Island. After all, the Navy immediately apologized for the celestial dong, describing it as "unacceptable" and "of"