Is There Anything Fishy About The Sharks?
by Ray Ratto from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4F985)

The San Jose Sharks have forged a reputation over the decades of always being invited to the party and always having to leave by 10:30, either because that's when their ride is leaving or they have to relieve the babysitter or they have to work in the morning and need their eight hours because they have a quarterly"