Bryce Harper Mashed A Tater Over The Damn Batter's Eye
by Gabe Fernandez from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4FDFQ)

Bryce Harper's been having a rough go of it lately. He's been a semi-regular subject of the Philadelphia faithful's boo birds, and is hitting a less-than-impressive .222/.363/.430 slash line. He's also striking out a shit ton. Yet, there's still a reason why Philadelphia decided to give him a $330 million contract,"