The Aliens Are Not Real, And Also They're Total Cowards
by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4G1NW)
Maybe you have seen the news that ... well, what, exactly? Near as I can tell the "news" is that lots and lots of Navy pilots have seen UFOs, but that somehow none of them have recorded anything but grainy, indistinct, Classic Arts Showcase-ass video of blurry dots which we're meant to believe are traveling very fast"