Commissioner For A Day: Let's Get Rid Of The Clock In Basketball
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4GFYF)

Good news everybody: I've become the NBA commissioner for a day, and I'm going to abuse my brief, ill-gotten power to take a big sledgehammer to every game clock in every arena in North America. At least for the last three minutes.