Let's Remember Some Guys: They Enlarged Greg Minton's Teeth
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4HY04)
There is something about a mustache that disorients a person. It is a grooming decision first and foremost, but also and in a broader sense it is a choice. Growing a bunch of hair on your upper lip and then getting like marinara sauce and old bits of cake in it is, at bottom, a decision that you make for yourself-for"