Old Man Wayne Rooney Scores A Goal From A Million Billion Miles Away
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4J127)
Wayne Rooney has done some cool stuff with D.C. United, in Major League Soccer. He did a lovely free kick goal. He virtually single-handedly dragged the United to the MLS playoffs. An insane two-way highlight from last August was rightly hailed as maybe the best MLS highlight ever. I hereby submit that the goal"