Nothing's Happening Today
by Ray Ratto from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4JZTR)

This is the worst time of the year, but not for the reason you think. It's because everyone in sports media all the way down to a three-watt radio station in Cow Skull, Saskatchewan, tells you it's the worst time of the year. "Nothing's happening," "Nothing's going on," "We're so bored," and "I know, let's talk about"