Here's The UK's Next Prime Minister Boris Johnson Doing Sports
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4KS7W)

Boris Johnson, a disheveled, dishonest, discombobulated clod, will be the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He will do a bad job. He might be more capable as a sportsman, though that isn't much consolation or compliment.