Dragon Age: Inquisition - sex has never been so enjoyable in videogames

The latest Dragon Age game creates a feminist, gender-blind utopia

I think I am in love with Dorian from Dragon Age: Inquisition. Which puts me in a worse-than-usual fix. No woman ever stood a chance with Dorian from Dragon Age. And he's a fictional character in an entirely made-up game universe. Fucksticks.

Enormous and immediate apologies to Wendy Cope for that, but when you descend to stealing someone else's love poetry to express how you're feeling about a videogame character, you know you're in trouble. Dragon Age: Inquisition, released at Christmas for PS4, Xbox One and PC, is rapidly gaining a reputation among fangirls everywhere not so much for its richly imagined game world and its enjoyable battle mechanics but for its romance and sex elements.