The Big President Is Now Wet
by Giri Nathan from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4MZAQ)
Donald Trump goes by many names, but none is more apt than "the Big Wet President," coined by our David Roth. The second adjective gets at a spiritual if not literal truth: the leader of the free world is always just kind of limply flopping around, even if he rarely glistens in actual coat of moisture.