Naked Idiot On The Field Rings In The New Premier League Season With A Dong
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4MZYD)
After a short summer break, the Premier League is back. Liverpool hosted Norwich City in the first match of the season today in a game that featured five goals, several wondrous feats of athleticism, and one pitch invader who made it onto the field just long enough to show the world his dick and ass crack.