Nine reasons only a tool would buy the Apple Watch

Tim Cook has announced the Apple Watch, including a solid gold version for 13,500. But who would actually buy it? And why would they want to?

It's difficult to know what the defining news moment of 2015 has been so far: the consecration of the first female bishop in the UK? The explosive Westminster cash-for-access scandal? Patricia Arquette's inspiring call for equality in her Oscars speech?

Or yesterday's announcement of the Apple Watch from company chief executive Tim Cook. #ICYMI (in case you missed it), the most valuable company in the world announced the specs and models of its timepiece - and a new MacBook - at a ceremony that included a lot of whoops and clapping from middle-aged white men, and a video of supermodel Christy Turlington Burns training for a half marathon in Africa.

Here are the #Health apps available on the #AppleWatch, changing healthcare. http://t.co/NoRyF58QZ0 #AppleLiveEvent pic.twitter.com/xEnePlbQbh