No Rookie Has Ever Homered Like Aristides Aquino
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4N6KJ)

The Reds outfielder with the cool nickname and the even cooler actual name was called up on Aug. 1 after the Reds shipped away Yasiel Puig, and he's done nothing but hit dingers. Dinger after dinger after dinger. Here's Monday night's dinger: