Sweet Dream or Beautiful Nightmare? In 22 Days, I'm Going to Find Out That Beyoncé's Diet Is No Joke

I was kidding, I swear. At least, I was mostly kidding when I DM'd The Root's Editor-in-Chief, Danielle Belton, and asked if the company would pay if I tried the new, Beyonci(C)-endorsed 22 Days Nutrition program. I even ended my message with the laughing/crying emoji-a clear tip-off that I was joking, right?