Article 4N9E1 With $40 million in funding and a $200 million valuation, will the only museums be Museums of Ice Cream?

With $40 million in funding and a $200 million valuation, will the only museums be Museums of Ice Cream?

by
Jonathan Shieber
from Crunch Hype on (#4N9E1)

Call the rollers of big rounds,
The well-capitalized ones, and have them back
makers of rooms themed like concupiscent curds.

Let the influencers gather in the styles
they love to wear, and let other startups
throw away their term sheets like last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only museum is the Museum of Ice Cream.

Take from the dresser of deal
a term sheet for $40 million,
to give a $200 million valuation to Figure8
"an experience-first development company"
created to commercialize backdrop boudoirs.

Museums displayed art once
But now that achievement is
a backdrop for a human face.
All aesthetics ignored, they come
To show how bold they are, and stunned.

Let investors like
Elizabeth Street Ventures, Maywic Select Investment, and OCV Partners beam.
The only museum will be the Museum of Ice Cream.

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