MLB To Horny Players: Please Use The Good Dick Pills, Not The Bad Ones
by Luis Paez-Pumar from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4NP71)

Baseball players are too damn horny. So says MLB, which had to send out a memo to its players on Monday telling them to stop using over-the-counter "sexual-enhancement pills." The risk, beyond engorged wooden bats, is that these pills have substances in them that might get flagged on a drug test.