Crotchety Rockies Broadcasters Wish Harm On Idiot On The Field
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4NSDC)

An idiot ran out onto the field during the second inning of Thursday night's Rockies-Cardinals game in St. Louis. An army of security personnel briefly chased the goof around the outfield and then the infield. The crowd ate it up; the batter had a chuckle; even several Cardinals players appeared to enjoy the moment."